My name is Jordan. A few years ago I was fairly athletic and could move around with some speed. In a cruel twist of fate, shortly after earning my nickname “Lightning”, I turned 30. Regardless of what age and years of couch-sitting have done to my conditioning, the Lightning moniker has endured. I am beginning to think it has something to do with the speed at which I can now fall asleep once I have sat down. But all that is neither here nor there.

At this point in my life I am working on figuring out a lot of things. Maybe I’m in the same boat as you, maybe I’m not. What really matters is that I have a computer and I like to write many words. If you’re reading this I can only assume that you don’t have much else going on in your life…or you’re on a bus and you’ll pretend to read anything if it means avoiding eye contact with the whack job across from you.

At any rate, welcome to my blog about nothing in particular. Thanks for stopping by!